Howling Poultry ($100 000)
Aren’t you tired of those bland and tasteless trinkets that are collecting dust on the edge of you hearth? Throw them away and show your real colors with the Howling Poultry. What could be better than a ton of rock cut in the relative shape of a chicken in your living room to communicate without ambiguity your sympathy towards animist cultures?! Your grandchildren will love this new pet and admire your “rock” attitude.